Rejected Titles from Muggle net

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Rejected Titles


Below is a list of winners from our Rejected Titles contest that we had held a couple of years ago. Over time, this list has grown from just our winners to a huge list of submissions. So if you have a funny Harry Potter rejected title, submit them at rachel at staff dot mugglenet dot com. Enjoy!

Harry Potter throws a rock at Voldemort when he's not looking...then runs(Thanks, Robert)

Harry Potter Meets Frodo (Thanks, XLuluZkAoticX)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz (Thanks, Oso)

Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber

Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban

Harry Potter and too many Goblets of Firewhisky

Harry Potter Ordering around the Phoenix (Thanks, Sabrina)

Harry Potter Finds Waldo (Thanks, Greg)

Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince (Thanks, João)

Harry Potter and the Return of the would-be-king-if-Harry-Potter-hadn't-
defeated-him-when-he-was-a-baby-in-the-first-place (a.k.a Voldemort) (Thanks, HarrypotterFan123)

Harry Potter and the Harry Potter Movies -Major Plot Points Excluded

Harry Potter meets Harry and the Potters (Thanks, Cassidy)

Harry Potter Enters the Ginny Weasley Fanclub (Thanks, Chris)

Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title (Thanks, Alison)

Harry Potter and the Mongolian Foreign Exchange Student Program

Harry Potter Solves the Age-Old Question: Is the Glass Half-Full or Half-Empty?

Harry Potter Improves AOL (Thanks, Tucker)

Harry Potter: The True Hollywood Story (Thanks, Darold)

Harry Potter and the Stolen Plotline

Harry Potter and That Thing... You Know, The Thing

Harry Potter and the Unpoppable Zit (Thanks, Sara)

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom


There's Something About Harry


Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia


Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery


Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony


Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins


Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love


Harry Potter and the Flobberworm from Hell


Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall


Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Snitch


Harry Potter and the Parking Meter


Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues


Harry Potter and the Mime that Wouldn't be Quiet


Harry Potter and the Absolutely Unnecessary, Stupid, Pathetic, Desperate,
Elephant, Redundant, Stretched Out Way-Too-Long Title


Harry Potter and the Pie Eating Contest


Harry Potter and the Bald Potter


Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green


Harry Potter and the Case of the Clean but Unfolded Laundry.


Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mean, Sinister, Deranged, Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death!

Harry Potter and the Slimy, Oily, Greasy Haired Professor

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Telemarketer

Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape's Really Awesome Pink Boxers
that Happens to be Worn Every Day of His Life

Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat

Harry Potter and the Dead Battery

Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer

Harry Potter and the 30-Year-Old Calendar

Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair (Thanks, Brittany and Christy)

Harry Potter Meets James Bond after James Bond Finds out he is a Wizard and Must Attend Hogwarts for His Own Good (Thanks, Elpaso1234)

Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death (Thanks, Kaitlin)

Harry Potter and the Ring of Power (Thanks, Krysta)

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets (Thanks, Kali)


Harry Potter stars in "Ginny and Colin's Harry Potter Fan Club!" (Thanks, Rachel)





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Titles based on the Lord of the Rings Triology

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Harry Potter, The Fellowship of the Prophecy

Harry Potter, The North Tower

Harry Potter, The Return of the Headmaster




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Titles based on the Star Wars Trilogies

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Harry Potter, The Many-Faced Menace

Harry Potter, Attack of the Muggle-Borns

Harry Potter, Revenge of the Death Eaters

Harry Potter, A New Hope

Harry Potter, The Dark Side Strikes Back

Harry Potter, Return of the Wizard (Thanks, Jeffrey)





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From the BBC

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Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of cTolkien

Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader

Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade