Post by Star♫ on Feb 14, 2005 19:25:49 GMT -5
This list was created by Jk and myself... add to it if you wish...
33 ways to annoy HP
1. Act like Colin Crevvey.
2. Start a Harry Potter Fan club.
3. Be Draco Malfoy.
4. Accuse him of liking Pansy.
5. Call Hermione a 'Mudblood'
6. Threaten to make him spend the rest of his life at the dursley's!
7. Confuse him and tell him voldemort died then yell "NOT" really loud so everybody near by stares.
8. Repeatedly poke his shoulder and say 'poke!' each and every time.
9. Ask if he thinks it would be a good idea for you to get a tattoo on your forehead.... per say in the shape of a lightning bolt.
10. Go on and on and on about how annoying your parents are.
11. Go on and on about how annoying your cousin is.
12. When he's alone in the dark mutter lowly under your breath and flash a green light quickly.
13. Stare at him whenever he’s eating or doing homework and don’t blink. If you happen to be drinking at the time don’t let the drink in your mouth, let it drip down your clothes and don’t speak or respond at all if he says anything.
14. Make a big deal out of his name... "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S HARRY POTTER!!!..."
15. Get together with a friend and walk along the halls on either side of him announcing his presents.
16. In the summer when he's still at his aunt's and uncle's call his house, yelling into the phone. "IS HARRY THERE?? CAN YOU HEAR ME??"
17. Steal and hide his broom right before the Gryffindor/Slytherin game.
18. In the middle of the night whisper in his ear "Do you like Quidditch?....I like Quidditch"
19. Take his wand, then send a dementor after him, and take a photo.
20. Ask him to introduce you to Voldemort.
21. Follow him around and be loud enough that he can here you but don’t let him see you.
22. Tell him he should have been in Slytherin.
23. Constantly talk about how potions is your fav class and how you made a perfect potion today in class.
24. be Bellatrix
25. Be Professor Umbridge.
26. Say he's lying
27. Spread rumors for example tell everyone your his girlfriend...
28. Hold his mail so that he will think his friends don't want to write, or that he doesn’t have friends, ect....
29. Dye Hedwig's feathers Bright Blue.....or bright green and silver!! that'd realy get him!! LOL
30. Be Professor Snape.
31. Ask him if he'd ever wondered if his father really was James....maybe it was voldemort...you never know.....
32. be a death eater
33. be peter pettigrew
33 ways to annoy HP
1. Act like Colin Crevvey.
2. Start a Harry Potter Fan club.
3. Be Draco Malfoy.
4. Accuse him of liking Pansy.
5. Call Hermione a 'Mudblood'
6. Threaten to make him spend the rest of his life at the dursley's!
7. Confuse him and tell him voldemort died then yell "NOT" really loud so everybody near by stares.
8. Repeatedly poke his shoulder and say 'poke!' each and every time.
9. Ask if he thinks it would be a good idea for you to get a tattoo on your forehead.... per say in the shape of a lightning bolt.
10. Go on and on and on about how annoying your parents are.
11. Go on and on about how annoying your cousin is.
12. When he's alone in the dark mutter lowly under your breath and flash a green light quickly.
13. Stare at him whenever he’s eating or doing homework and don’t blink. If you happen to be drinking at the time don’t let the drink in your mouth, let it drip down your clothes and don’t speak or respond at all if he says anything.
14. Make a big deal out of his name... "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S HARRY POTTER!!!..."
15. Get together with a friend and walk along the halls on either side of him announcing his presents.
16. In the summer when he's still at his aunt's and uncle's call his house, yelling into the phone. "IS HARRY THERE?? CAN YOU HEAR ME??"
17. Steal and hide his broom right before the Gryffindor/Slytherin game.
18. In the middle of the night whisper in his ear "Do you like Quidditch?....I like Quidditch"
19. Take his wand, then send a dementor after him, and take a photo.
20. Ask him to introduce you to Voldemort.
21. Follow him around and be loud enough that he can here you but don’t let him see you.
22. Tell him he should have been in Slytherin.
23. Constantly talk about how potions is your fav class and how you made a perfect potion today in class.
24. be Bellatrix
25. Be Professor Umbridge.
26. Say he's lying
27. Spread rumors for example tell everyone your his girlfriend...
28. Hold his mail so that he will think his friends don't want to write, or that he doesn’t have friends, ect....
29. Dye Hedwig's feathers Bright Blue.....or bright green and silver!! that'd realy get him!! LOL
30. Be Professor Snape.
31. Ask him if he'd ever wondered if his father really was James....maybe it was voldemort...you never know.....
32. be a death eater
33. be peter pettigrew
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