corny pickup lines

[StickieBun]

hear any cheesy lines used to get a date? share!



"Are You a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you...."
Hey i lost my number can i have yours?
if yu were a booger... ID PICK YU FIRST!!!!!!!!
So, you're a girl, hu?
Guy: *licks finger and puts it on gir'l shirt* "Lets get you out of those soaking wet cloths! (((yup... my BF used this one on me shortly after our one year annavercery LMAO I pushed him in the lake.)))

[emily]

I've got one, "Are you Jamacian?", "Cos your ja making me crazy."

[Star♫]

[StickieBun]

WoW emotes have TONES of lousy/corny pickuplines. here they are!

Alliance
Dwarf female

* "I like tall men... giggle"
* "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs."
* "I'd like to see you in a kilt."
* "I won't fall for any bad pickup line. You've got to try 2 or 3 at least."
* "Enough with your flirting, I know you think all dwarven women look the same."

Dwarf male

* "Enough of the chit-chat. Let's get to it then."
* "You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya?"
* "Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes."
* "You look pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?"
* "Where are you from? Heh, not that it matters."
* "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp."

Gnome female

* "You are cute!"
* "At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport."
* "Your ability to form a complete sentence is a plus."
* "I cannot find you completely disagreeable."
* "I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque."

Gnome male

* "I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you, back at my place."
* "Everyone keeps talking about Beer Goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere."
* "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate." (Reference to the song "Baby Got Back")
* "Hey! Nice apparatus."

Human female

* "You've got me all a-flutter."
* "My turn offs are rude people, mean people and people who aren't nice."
* "I need a hero."

Human male

* "How ya doin'?"
* "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
* "Hey, baby cakes."
* "What's your sign?"
* "Are you tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day."
* "Your tag's showing. It says, uh, 'Made in Heaven.'"

Night elf female

* "If I wasn't purple, you'd see I was blushing."
* "Sure, I've got exotic piercings."
* "I'm the type of girl my mother warned me about."
* "There's nothing like sleeping in the forest under the moonlight"

Night elf male

* "You're an Emerald Dream come true."
* "I hope you're not afraid of snakes."
* "Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'."
* "I'm a force of nature."
* "Wanna bring out the animal in me?"

Draenei female

* "The nights are so chilly on this planet."
* "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables."

In addition, several Draenei female flirts were removed in Beta. These included:

* "You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!"
* "Okay, for mating ritual, we will need four... No, five sheep, one gnome, and Staff of Domination. * "Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized."
* "I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*"
* "Oh darling, I love it when you say *indistinct growling* *repeated yell*"

Draenei male

* "You know, I had a girlfriend, but I lost her in the crash. That is the bad news. The good news is, I'm available!"
* "You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley stays in Shadowmoon Valley."
* "I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people. Oomwa, ubuaglahm *coughs* *clears throat*."
* "My nondescript facial appendages quiver with anticipation every time I see you."
* "Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either."

Horde
Forsaken female

* "Nice butt."
* "One good thing about being dead: the biological clock seems to have stopped."
* "Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
* "I can't wait to suck the juice out of your eyeballs."
* "I don't care that much about romance. I fell in love before and look what happened to me."
* "I don't need to get funky. I'm already there."

Forsaken male

* "I don't smell that bad for a dead dude, do I?"
* "You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all."
* "If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano."
* "Once you go dead, you never go back."
* "Check my breath. <exhale> ...Is it bad enough for you?"
* "Don't mind the drool. It's just embalming fluid."

Orc female

* "You had me at "Zugzug"" [Reference to the movie "Jerry Mcquire"]
* "I'll give you crazy love."
* "I like men who aren't afraid to cry... Cry Uncle!"
* "You'll do. Let's go."
* "Don't talk. Just follow me."
* "Let's not ruin this moment with chit-chat."

Orc male

* "That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor."
* "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?" (this is a quote from the movie 'The Princess Bride')
* "You have six different smiles. One for when you're angry. One for when you tear flesh. One for when you chew flesh. One for when you loot bodies. One for when you skin game. And one for when you want to kill something." [ Reference to the movie "Win a Date With Todd Hamilton"]
* "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
* "Lady, from the moment I see you I... I did not expect to get this far."
* "Um... You look like a lady."

Tauren female

* "I'm tired of the same old bull."
* "I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them."
* "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?"
* "Come over here, sailor."
* "Wanna see some good clog dancing?"

Tauren male

* "You mooove me."
* "Hey. You into leather?"
* "Free rides for the ladies."
* "Hey. You work out?" (Possible reference to a commercial for California cheese.)
* "Y'know, older bulls really only have one function."
* "Are you comfortable with complicated machinery?" (reference to Catherine the Great myth[citation needed])

Troll female

* "I know, my natural beauty is intimidating."
* "When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?"
* "Arent'cha gonna axe me out?"
* "I won't bite you where it shows."
* "You're the type I'd like to sink my teeth into!"

Troll male

* "Want some of my jungle love?"
* "We trolls mate for life. 'Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation."
* "You look pretty. Pretty tasty."
* "I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength."

Blood elf female

* "Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
* "I'm addicted to you, baby..." (Reference to Britney Spears "Toxic")
* "Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk."
* "My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard..." (Reference to Kelis "Milkshake")
* "I'm the girl the ESRB warned you about."
* "No. No. I won't do that. ...But my sister will!" (Reference to Tube Snake Boogie By ZZ Top)
* "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"

Blood elf male

* "Your eyes are like The Sunwell... Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course."
* "You look almost as good as I do."
* "Hey, why don't you come over here and... WATCH THE HAIR!"
* "You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection."
* "I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me, we could rock and roll all night and par-tay every day." (Songs by Poison: Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Kiss: Rock And Roll All Night respectively)
* "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides."