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Post by Star♫ on Feb 14, 2005 18:50:43 GMT -5
How do you keep two piccalos in tune? You shoot one!
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Post by StickieBun on Apr 2, 2005 22:21:35 GMT -5
What do you do when a band member can’t carry a tune? You take there interment away and give them to sticks to make a drummer! What happens when they can’t do that? Take one away and make them a director! What do you do if they can’t handle that? Take the stick away and give them a whistle to make a drum major and if they cant handle that job, then they are helpless!!
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Post by Star♫ on Nov 7, 2005 15:58:02 GMT -5
Football players are the ones who weren't good enough to make it into the band
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Post by Star♫ on Nov 7, 2005 15:59:55 GMT -5
I'm a fermata, hold me!
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Post by Star♫ on Nov 7, 2005 16:01:24 GMT -5
Flutes do everything on a high note.
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Post by Star♫ on Nov 7, 2005 16:01:50 GMT -5
What is the Football team doing on our marching band field?!
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